Journal+9-Sneeze

Super Contractions!

I believe that the heads of the grammar world should allow the use of super contractions. For example, currently, when you have the phrase "You are not" you have to decide how you want to contract it, either as you're not or you aren't. With super contractions there is no more need for deciding, you can just super contract it as "you'ren't"! There are many other super contractions that could be used, I'ven't, you'ven't, they'ren't, we'ren't, he'sn't, she'sn't, and many others I can't seem to recall. I don't see why anything like this has been implemented ever before because it seems to be a very applicable thing. The heads of grammar need to take action and implement this brilliant idea!

I'm very excited for the capture the flag tournament we are having today and the Sk **ö** rganisms are going to win! We are a power stacked team decked out in pink and we are determined to win. None shall stand in our way on the road to victory! We are an unstoppable force and completely awesome. That's right, completely awesome. We're number i^4!

It is quite a challenge to come up with ideas to spend forty minutes to write about. Especially when your battery won't even last for forty minutes... stupid macs... Microsoft is number i^4, not Mac which is like number 18i^4.

I believe that the US government is quite flawed and needs fixing. I think its naturally flawed because of the nature of the system. It should definitely be fixed... right after super contractions are implemented. They are priority number i^4.

I also believe that the number one should be removed from our numerical system and be replaced with i^4 which mathematically equals 1. This is because i is equal to the square root of negative one, so i squared would be -1 and i^4 is equal to i squared times i squared or -1 times -1 which equals 1!

I don't understand why the small intestine is longer then the large intestine. And why do we ever have more than one intestine? I think we should remove the small intestine, it causes hernia's which, like Macs, are not number i^4.